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Old 09-09-2009, 10:43 AM
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Holy crap man!

Today was good, ended at 11am instead of 3pm. Weird.

BUT IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!

I get to my first lawn, start mowing until I realize my mower runs out of gas.

I looked at how much was in there, but I didn't figure I'd be screwed so soon. I should put a bob in there or something, so I can see better.

Obviously, I forgot my gas can at home, well I took the wrong one.

So I pack back up, head home...

THIS IS IS *SUSPENCE*

I open the hatch to the back of the truck, & do the usual jump up... I hit my FRIGGEN leg, basically kicking the hatch & splitting my skin open.

I had to hop over to the bench & sit for a few minutes. I got up & my leg just gave up on me.

Jesus then came out of my lawn mower bag & healed me, so I went back to work & had a nice smooth painful day. Jesus also apologized for the sick prank, "Oh well I promise you an easy rest of the day for a little bit of sacrifice"

It's swollen up like crazy now, damn this job lol..


At least I didn't break anything! If I broke something, I'd kill myself. I'm done with broken bones! LOL!

Unfortunately I am a non believer, but something makes me think Steve is a god? The lawn god. Watching over us & reading our posts, helping us find the answers. When we die, we go to gopher heaven. Where we all appear as cross dressers dancing in the meadows.
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