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Old 09-07-2009, 09:57 PM
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I went to work with a full bladder & tried to get all my lawns done.

So on the last lawn I realize I really need to go! I'm on the lawn, & I'm seriously not packing up just to go to the gas station to take a leak.

I survey the area & figure the customer has a really nice tree along the side of the house.

I whip out the tool & get to work. As I'm finished, I look around & spot a guy (the neighbor) on his deck, just looking at me as he's bbq'ing.

I ignore him, then he says, "you did me a favor, next time aim for the potted plants"

Apparently my customers cat has been peeing on the guys property for years. Leaving a horrible stench & destroying his flowers.

I think I'm safe!
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Indecent exposure in action..... But then again, you gotta be able to see something before it is indecent, huh? Was the neighbor using a powerful spotting scope or what? lol
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The sign on the lawn only said no DOGS. It didn't say anything about people peeing on the lawn.



So you are ok, except for that photo the guy on the deck took of you LOL

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You gotta learn to kneel on one knee and shield yourself with your other leg bent at a 90 degree angle.

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LOL!!!!

Imagine if one were to take a crap instead. That would be awful LMAO



As as a joke my brother & I wanted to pull a prank on our mother.

She has a cat &, well cat turd is small...

We always wondered what would happen if we took a crap in the litter box, what would mothers reaction be?

LMAO, the cat would be at the clinic immediately most likely!

(we never did it, but it's funny to think of!!!)
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As someone with a history in the trucking industry I can say with a little practice you can pee in a bottle while sitting in the truck. It is a standard practice you must master if you're a truck driver.
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I always keep a few bottles in the cargo trailer for just such an emergency!!! Course the truck would work as well too.
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You gotta learn to kneel on one knee and shield yourself with your other leg bent at a 90 degree angle.


Then to hide it real well you have to act as if you are looking at something, you know inspecting the root of a tree, checking the sturdyness of a deck post that is "rotting" (you know, from Breeze peeing on it too many times! ), etc....
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I perfer big mouth Gatoraid bottles myself
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I perfer big mouth Gatoraid bottles myself
That may work ok but we all know that a bottle with a much smaller hole would work just fine for you..... FYI, I carry a 5 gallon bucket (without any lid) with me.....
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