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So I told you all before about this one customer who always asks me if I need a drink, bla bla... She'll go inside & come out with a bunch of snacks, forcing me to take them. LOL.

This time she gave me a bag of roasted awesome peanuts. Then she said,

Customer: I can get you a pepsi if you want one.

Scott: Oh no it's ok, I'm not that thirsty.

Customer: Are you sure? You can have one for the road?

Scott: No no, I have drinks in my cooler in the truck.

Customer: So put it with them!

Scott: There's no more room, the cooler is full of my beers!


So she gave me a look as if she wasn't sure if I was kidding or not, but her husband was inside of the house & all we could hear was him dying of laughter through the kitchen window.

Then she told me she has a customer for me next year, so WOOHAW!




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Hey Scott, clean up after yourself....then report back on the adventures....man that is some community you live in
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