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Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. God said "I will grant you one wish. Farrah said "Please make the world safer for children." So God killed Michael Jackson.

The real cause of Michael Jackson's death: Food poisoning from eating a 9-year-old weiner.

#1 in a list of documentaries we don't want to see: "Michael Jackson Unmasked!"

After sneezing, Michael Jackson has to wipe his nose - then re-insert it.

Q. What's black and noisy and cute?
A. Michael Jackson with the Jackson 5
Q. What's white and noisy and scary-ugly?
A. Michael Jackson as a parent.
Q. What's blue and quiet?
A. Michael Jackson today.
Q. What's green and sings all of Michael Jackson's hits backwards?
A. Michael Jackson decomposing!

Reports of Michael Jacksons death were incorrect. He was found in the childrens ward, having a stroke

Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?

A: He heard boys pants were half off.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson.

You can take the kid out of Michael Jackson but you can't finish this joke because he has very good lawyers.

What's the difference between Jacko and an Adobe Acrobat document? One's a PDF file...

Michael Jackson knocked on the gates of heaven, and St. Peter told him to "Beat It".

Since Michael was 80% plastic anyway, he should be recycled.

Specifically, he should be recycled into plastic shopping bags so he can remain white, unsightly, and a menace to small children.

On one of his last tours, Michael Jackson suddenly decided to switch hotels...

He had read an ad for the new hotel that promised "two children free per room"


Billy Mays goes to bed on Saturday night. Before climbing under the covers he says a little prayer, "Dear lord, in the last week you've taken Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson..." God interrupts and says, "But wait! There's MORE!"




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