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Old 06-18-2009, 08:16 PM
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Default Best farmer's tan contest

I came up with this stupid idea today, because i was looking at myself and I think I have a pretty bad *** farmer's tan..

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I will have to take some pics but I think I have you beat, the back of my neck is almost black, even my daughter said I didn't realize a person could get that dark, pretty scarry taking a shower and I now have to be careful which short sleeve shirts I wear out shopping so people don't notice as my arms are desperate dark
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I'd show you a picture of my nudified torso but I'm sure you'd go blind from the shock.
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Several hours after I put those pics on the site

Girlfriend: I'm going to use the computer for a few minutes.

Scott: No prob!

Girlfriend: What the F is this?!

Scott: What?

Girlfriend: Why are there half naked pictures of you on the computer?!

Scott: It's for the guys on this forum **** (she cut me off & said)

Girlfriend: WHAT?! What the hell are you talking about?!

Scott: We're having a farmers tan competition!

Girlfriend: I'll give you a farmers tan competition!


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So my advice... If your going to delete pictures on your computer... empty the recycle bin!

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The end result was a slap mark across the farmer's tan.

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He's saying "hey man.... let me show you something that's really pasty white..."
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Scott: We're having a farmers tan competition!

Girlfriend: I'll give you a farmers tan competition!
Scott,
I must say that you give us some real funny s__t to read. This made my morning. LMAOROTF!!!!!

I was just thinking this morning how I enjoy coming to this site to learn, understand equipment better, give a little advice and most of all having great friends to chat (post) with.

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