The Breeze

CHEESE2009 · #1 06-11-2009, 10:08 PM

One great thing about lawn service is that you can pass the breeze without anyone hearing it... And it usually just smells like grass.

I'll fart every step while trimming if I have to...

Just don't fart in the truck... You will die.

Steve · #2 06-11-2009, 10:14 PM

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CHEESE2009 · #3 06-11-2009, 10:34 PM

That pretty much explains how I roll... LMAO

CHEESE2009 · #4 06-11-2009, 11:09 PM

Another thing.. When you gotta take a leak, I only have 2 out of all my customers where I can use their lawn... Other than that I'm out in the open.

Do you guys actually make pit stops to stores to pee, or do you just pretend your checking out a garden, or a water spout?

#5 06-12-2009, 06:21 AM

Well my route spans over a 35km radius...I have every blue house (porta-potty) mapped. Nothing worse then bouncing on the rider for 2 hours with a full bladder.

CHEESE2009 · #6 06-13-2009, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ritchiem

Well my route spans over a 35km radius...I have every blue house (porta-potty) mapped. Nothing worse then bouncing on the rider for 2 hours with a full bladder.

hahahaha!!!

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