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Can someone please explain to me why birds are necessary & deserve to live?

Every year birds are waking up early to sing their oh so beautiful tunes.

If I toss and turn & don't fall asleep before 2am, I'm screwed. These birds start chirping at 2:30am!!!

4 years ago I ran outside, & threw a few stones wherever I heard them. Every year it's the same damn bird, it's tweet is so unique & I feel like it's taunting me.

tweet tweet tweet twetwetwetweet <- this bird must die.

I have never heard another bird sound like this one, I've had friends stay over just to listen & they agree, after I've explained the same situation every year to them, my friends got to know this bird too.

It's out to get me. I've had to sleep at my girlfriends place several times just to get some rest, & that's a mistake I should try to learn from, she's worse than the damn bird.... I'll wake up in the middle of the night with a foot in my mouth or a black eye...
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That is probably because they weren't singing, they were planning their attack. Beware of the birds!

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LOL!

I bought a movie a few months ago, it was called, "KAW"

It's about evil crows... I think it was probably the dumbest but most hilarious movie ever. It's like CUJO, but with birds.

So I decided to purchase another dumb movie, with killer sheep. It was awesome.
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So I decided to purchase another dumb movie, with killer sheep. It was awesome.
Is that the one where the sheep run around with sheep army helmets with rocket launchers strapped to their side and they go around blowing up farm buildings and farmers to free their fellow sheep?

And the entire movie has an AC/DC soundtrack going on in the background?

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LMFAO! Nope! But now I'm going to get that movie! I must have it for the collection!!!
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I've had to sleep at my girlfriends place several times just to get some rest, ...

Dude, nice story. I've made up lots of stories just to "sleep" over but I've never used 'the bird made me do it.'


Breeze, don't kill something you don't understand. Become an Ornithologist. Record an audio track of it singing. See if you can get a picture to share with us.


I read a really neat article the other day about gardening for nightlife. You'll like it:

http://www.nwf.org/NationalWildlife/...articleID=1578

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lol!!!

I'm also the only one on my street who wakes up in the middle of the night & goes running down the street thinking some little kid just got hit by a car... The real story, it wasn't a kid... It was 2 stupid cats fighting half way up the road screeching & making weird noises, which lead through my window & into my mind... making me think a car did a hit & run & then I hear crying sounds.

anyway.. my pillows aren't comfortable anymore.. I should go sleep at the girlfriends tonight..

I'm in the mood for Reece Puff Cereal...
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I never had a problem falling asleep, or being waken up by noise. This one day I was over at a friends house, sleeping in the family room, the kitchen was right next to it...

Well there's lots of deer around, my friend opened up the kitchen door to outside, took a 12 gauge and blew thing apart. I woke up 3 hours later and haven't heard a thing
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Well there's lots of deer around, my friend opened up the kitchen door to outside, took a 12 gauge and blew thing apart. I woke up 3 hours later and haven't heard a thing
Well I guess we all have ways of helping ourselves fall back to sleep.

Did the shotgun look like this one?

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hahahaha!

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