Can someone please explain to me why birds are necessary & deserve to live?
Every year birds are waking up early to sing their oh so beautiful tunes.
If I toss and turn & don't fall asleep before 2am, I'm screwed. These birds start chirping at 2:30am!!!
4 years ago I ran outside, & threw a few stones wherever I heard them. Every year it's the same damn bird, it's tweet is so unique & I feel like it's taunting me.
tweet tweet tweettwetwetwetweet <- this bird must die.
I have never heard another bird sound like this one, I've had friends stay over just to listen & they agree, after I've explained the same situation every year to them, my friends got to know this bird too.
It's out to get me. I've had to sleep at my girlfriends place several times just to get some rest, & that's a mistake I should try to learn from, she's worse than the damn bird.... I'll wake up in the middle of the night with a foot in my mouth or a black eye...
I'm also the only one on my street who wakes up in the middle of the night & goes running down the street thinking some little kid just got hit by a car... The real story, it wasn't a kid... It was 2 stupid cats fighting half way up the road screeching & making weird noises, which lead through my window & into my mind... making me think a car did a hit & run & then I hear crying sounds.
anyway.. my pillows aren't comfortable anymore.. I should go sleep at the girlfriends tonight..
I'm in the mood for Reece Puff Cereal...