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Now your going to far, I like my cheese as a side not a main course.
oh Bubba not to worry ,you can have my steak and eat me too ! said cheese ,well thats the least I can do after your helping me find my contact lens .
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oh Bubba not to worry ,you can have my steak and eat me too ! said cheese ,well thats the least I can do after your helping me find my contact lens .
Bubba stalled himself for a moment to ponder. What's the matter?, asked Cheese, nobody has to know.

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Instantly Big Bubba jumped between cheese's legs from behind ,claiming victory as he indeed found the contact lens the two lovers had been searching for .
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Instantly Big Bubba jumped between cheese's legs from behind ,claiming victory as he indeed found the contact lens the two lovers had been searching for .
Cheese said "thanks a lot but what are you to do with that cattle prod?".
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Cheese said "thanks a lot but what are you to do with that cattle prod?".
as Bubba reached around and inserted his cattle prod
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ZZZZZZ Zappp Zappppp went the rod as bubba clicked the switch.

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Bubba watched as cheese lit up from his toes to his nose....
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