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You have gone through a drive through with the trailer still attached.
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You have gone through a drive through with the trailer still attached.
Been there, done that! The look on that girls face was priceless
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You have gone through a drive through with the trailer still attached.
I don't follow...

Are you talking a fast food drive through, or a drive through beer distributor? (We don't have many of those here)
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Are you talking a fast food drive through, or a drive through beer distributor? (We don't have many of those here)
mcdonalds, and yes the beverage store
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When your bicep workout consists of lifting 20'' echo hedgers for 2 hours on some huge *** oleanders.

When your water fountain is the convenience store across the street, because of neglect to bring the 5 gallon water jug.

When you call it a day early because your hung over fro the night before, but still managed to make great progress that day.

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Well according to my mother-in- law I am just a Lawn monkey. So is that close to being a professional.
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