We're going to put some earth down for my client on the same street.
I'm expecting him to come out and nag me, I'm terribly excited!
I expect this conversation to happen
I called you, why didn't you answer?!
I really had nothing new to say to you. You can't ask for a service mid season and expect us to drop everything we're doing right away.
Can I have a quote for lawn maintenance?
As I said, our route is tight. I'll give you a quote, but that's all I can do for you this season.
Why can't you just cut it, you're already here?!
That's not the way things work with us.
So how do things work with you?
Anyway, that's your quote. I have to get back to work.
This is where I give him my card with a quote of $103.47, and then he will complain. So I will say, "That's my price".
Then he'll say, "What are THEY paying?" as he looks over to his neighbors who are my clients.
I'll say, "They all pay what they need to for me to show up".
Then he'll throw a fit (I can see it now). I'm excited... I wish I could film this, but there's no way to do so.... damn...
I just got a call from a PRIVATE NUMBER. Gee, I wonder who it is?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
What a loser.
UPDATE: It wasn't him, it was that real estate agent / prickface who called... he left a message.
Private number eh? What a little twerp.