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Alright. So the girlfriend said that we don't have to do anything on V-day... Obviously this is a set-up.

I went along with it, and said, "Yeah, you should focus on your studying!".

My plan was/is to surprise her. I got a card, flower, chocolate.. some fancy bag to put it in with that weird napkin looking crap... Normally I'd take a woman out to dinner, so this is the first time I actually buy something 'gift' worthy for anyone.

ANYWAY, looks good.

Problem is, I think she is actually stuck studying for the day LMFAO. I'm either lucky to have a woman who really doesn't give a crap, or somehow this is going to end up bad for me.

I got this stupid rose that looks like it's going to die within the next hour. Woman best see me today... I thought for sure this was a trap, and that she wasn't seriously all that busy. I do know she is having a lot of trouble with certain studies and she recently failed a test... Asians... Anyway...


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Alright. So the girlfriend said that we don't have to do anything on V-day... Obviously this is a set-up.

I went along with it, and said, "Yeah, you should focus on your studying!".

My plan was/is to surprise her. I got a card, flower, chocolate.. some fancy bag to put it in with that weird napkin looking crap... Normally I'd take a woman out to dinner, so this is the first time I actually buy something 'gift' worthy for anyone.

ANYWAY, looks good.

Problem is, I think she is actually stuck studying for the day LMFAO. I'm either lucky to have a woman who really doesn't give a crap, or somehow this is going to end up bad for me.

I got this stupid rose that looks like it's going to die within the next hour. Woman best see me today... I thought for sure this was a trap, and that she wasn't seriously all that busy. I do know she is having a lot of trouble with certain studies and she recently failed a test... Asians... Anyway...


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it is a trap, she is waiting for you to drag her out from the studying and force her to spend the night with you.

woman are real crafty like that.
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it is a trap, she is waiting for you to drag her out from the studying and force her to spend the night with you.

woman are real crafty like that.

I think I'm in trouble again

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I think she went out with her other boyfriend tonight ,he has a better truck than you .
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LOL Scott, How about this as a gift?



Or maybe even the Sweat Heart Sweet Shirt?



If that doesn't work, then you can always invite her over for a nice dinner and cook a meat heart

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LOL Scott, How about this as a gift?



Or maybe even the Sweat Heart Sweet Shirt?



If that doesn't work, then you can always invite her over for a nice dinner and cook a meat heart



i love the ad for the funeral, imagine giving your old lady that as a gift,LOL

the conjoined twin sweater is halarious and the meat heart is a classic.
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LMAO!

Well to be honest, I forgot me and her were dating. I thought I'd get her V-Day crap just to be a nice guy and make her feel appreciated... We actually had a talk awhile ago where I said something about being a pretty busy guy, and that she's a busy girl and that we hardly see each other. Then she said, "I suppose we're just not ready to date right now".

Anyway, last night she asked, "When did we become official as a couple? Sometime in September I think".

So for the longest time, I thought we were just friends with benefits... Now apparently I still have a girlfriend. This is news to me.

I guess we never actually 'broke up' ? LOL... I'm a horrible person.. I just got back from seeing that other girl, who I spilled coffee on her car seat (other post)... This time, she spilled coffee on the floor of my truck!

I told this girl, "You better watch it with that coffee, or I'll drop you off in the woods". She thought I was serious... lol... I could care less about the carpets in the truck, I dropped 4 large coffees on the carpet a few days ago.


Anyway, so now I'm in between 2 woman.
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Hmmmm sounds like you may have a Stalker on your hands there Scott



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