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Old 10-13-2011, 07:31 PM
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HA! You thought it'd be something worse, eh?

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For Halloween I am throwing a party, but I would like to wear my costume to work for the next couple of weeks. I have this really nice police outfit/costume, just wondering if I'd get pulled over and shot by the real police???

It's hard to see the line I would be crossing. I wouldn't be very good at acting like one either. "Didn't know I was a cop, and you avoided making a payment?"

Tempted to handcuff a few clients, but nah.

Canada man... Laws, unknown...
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"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm going to have to cite you for those MOTHER-FRACKING SOLAR LIGHTS!!!"

"GIT BACK HERE! Running is only going to make it worse!"

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LOL!

"Did you know that it's illegal to use solar lights? I'm going to have to smash them. Next thing you know, all the kids will be into them and dropping out of school... Solar lights are a gateway to drugs you see...."
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LOL where is the picture of this!

How about a zombie cop?
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Officer of the lawn.



I think I could pull it off better this year because well, back then I had long hair - and I shave my beard more often... lmao

Oh, here's a pic of my new love interest/sidekick... She will learn to cut grass eventually;




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Kind of like my favourite scene from the Blue's Brothers Movie.


(Cheese) Ma'am we are here about your solar lights.

(Lady) Are you the Police??????

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Look at it this way Scott, anything to get in the news is a great story for your business and we will write to you while you enjoy a comfy bed, well fed vacation, the way the justice system is here, probably at your choice of location....
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Look at it this way Scott, anything to get in the news is a great story for your business and we will write to you while you enjoy a comfy bed, well fed vacation, the way the justice system is here, probably at your choice of location....
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