Things You Don't Tell Your Wife...

[stevef1201]

have never told the wife about the one job I was doing, the neighbor did not know I was working in the back yard when she came out to sunbathe -nude! It took two hours longer to trim that hedge. which I did with shears instead of a trimmer as they were quieter. That was several years ago. Nothing recently

[HPI_Savage25]

Lawn care business tips

Originally Posted by stevef1201 have never told the wife about the one job I was doing, the neighbor did not know I was working in the back yard when she came out to sunbathe -nude! It took two hours longer to trim that hedge. which I did with shears instead of a trimmer as they were quieter. That was several years ago. Nothing recently Hahah NICE!!! I don't think I would have ever finished that hedge. Snip....stare...snip...stare...snip...stare....

[patrick6411]

Originally Posted by stevef1201

have never told the wife about the one job I was doing, the neighbor did not know I was working in the back yard when she came out to sunbathe -nude! It took two hours longer to trim that hedge. which I did with shears instead of a trimmer as they were quieter.
That was several years ago. Nothing recently

Need help next summer on that job? I will work cheap :P

[CHEESE2009]

Just found this topic in my email... LOL

So many times I nearly smashed into concrete flower boxes that the city puts out in the middle of the road, I'm too busy staring at the ladies waiting at the bus stop wearing short skirts.

I did something romantic with one of my exes though, I drove past one of the flower boxes going 40km/h and grabbed a flower out with my hand, from the truck, and gave it to her, she was sitting in the passenger seat and she had no damn clue where the flower came from.

I told her I was a magician part time.

[Steve]

I told her I was a magician part time.

That was smooth.