Lawn Care Business Forum Lawn Care Business Book Lawn Care Business Blog Lawn Care Software
Home Forum Contract & Flyer Templates Blog Software Videos Podcast Calculators / Estimators Store Mower Review Design It Yourself Lawn Business School

Go Back   GopherHaul Landscaping & Lawn Care Business Marketing Forum > Lawn Care, Landscaping, and Property Management Forums > General Talk

General Talk If it doesn't fit anywhere else, post it here.

Funny Craigslist Ads, post em' !!!


General Talk

If it doesn't fit anywhere else, post it here.
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 03-26-2010, 11:35 PM
CHEESE2009's Avatar
CHEESE2009 CHEESE2009 is offline
Dr. Scott - Ruler of the Underworld
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Switzerland, Grindelwald
Age: 74
Posts: 4,475
Rep Power: 11
CHEESE2009 is on a distinguished road
Default Funny Craigslist Ads, post em' !!!

I offer the very cheapest price since I am only a student who wants to have a great experience to put in my CV. I offer the lawnmower and the trimmer which are in top condition. I do not only guarantee the lowest price, but also a great service. I also have three years experience in this domain. For any information, call me on my phone (xxx-xxx-xxxx) and ask for XXXXX. I will be more than happy to serve any fine citizens of my surrondings!

Sounds good, he is willing to offer his lawn mower & trimmer!

HI, we offer our service at best price!
cutting and trimming small and medium size, cleaning backyard by machine and hand raking. Design front yard landscape, and many other services has to do around the house. Please contact us to get free estimation, call XXX at XXX XXX-XXXX, or drop an email? thanks.


Wow, he offers his service at the best price! Though the guy above him offers the cheapest.. Hmmm... He cleans backyards by machine, all I can think of is The Terminator. Why don't they take the time to edit what they write, considering this IS an advertisement.

"and many other services has to do around the house" Wha**?



AS LOW AS $22.85 PER WEEK GETS YOU 1 WEEK FREE ACCOMODATIONS IN SUNNY FLORIDA!!

We provide a service of Lawn Maintenance and Snow Removal for customers in the XXXXX and XXXXXXX areas for the past 5 years.

******Sign a 1 year contract for Lawn Maintenance and Snow Removal********

******WE WILL PAY FOR ONE WEEK ACCOMODATIONS IN FLORIDA!*******


Holy crap, I should hire him!
Reply With Quote

Stop guess-timating. Learn how to estimate and make money! $$$
Mow Time Estimator Lawn Care Price Estimator Mulch and Topsoil Calculator Snow Plow Estimate Calculator


  #2  
Old 03-27-2010, 05:02 PM
MountainViewGreenskeeper's Avatar
MountainViewGreenskeeper MountainViewGreenskeeper is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Mesa, AZ
Posts: 473
Rep Power: 6
MountainViewGreenskeeper is on a distinguished road
Default

Lawn care business tipsLawn Care Business Book
thats why I dont like using craigslist...... to much &^%* to walk thru to find a great company. great way to get ride of free stuff like firewood so I dnt have a giant dump fee from clean ups......
__________________
Colton
Mountain View Greenskeeper proudly offering yard care in the East Valley of Arizona.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Today's post on Craigslist gotta_mow Community Assistance 22 06-23-2008 07:55 PM
THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! turfsurferlawncare Lawn Maintenance / Lawn Renovation 8 04-09-2008 08:00 PM
funny sign AMW Graphics Truck & Trailer Sign Design, silk screened apparel & uniform discussion 1 02-23-2007 07:16 PM
Here's something funny Steve Search Engine Optimization and Website Design Discussions. 0 04-19-2006 01:03 AM
Very Funny ritchiem General Talk 1 01-24-2005 07:43 AM

» Recent Threads
  RatingTitle, Username, & Date Last Post Replies Views
Please share video on...
Sprinkler Buddy
Today 02:59 PM
Today 02:59 PM
by Sprinkler Buddy
0 1
First big mower decision?
SGL1
03-28-2015 08:58 AM
Today 02:35 PM
by SGL1
19 328
Trailer flooring...
Pattersonllc
Yesterday 02:40 PM
Today 02:06 PM
by SGL1
6 80
These are the days on...
ExtremeLawncareServices
01-11-2015 10:41 AM
Today 01:52 PM
by Steve
37 4,179
Covering a landscape...
Dan Tanner
03-29-2015 09:01 AM
Today 01:51 PM
by Steve
13 229
Staff at school give me...
LawnCareMan280
Yesterday 09:00 PM
Today 01:39 PM
by Steve
1 119
New to the site
tl757
Yesterday 07:30 PM
Today 01:36 PM
by Steve
1 46
Billing methods
jcurr33
03-26-2015 01:33 PM
Today 01:24 PM
by Steve
10 315
How do you get...
ESREVER
03-25-2015 01:30 PM
Today 01:14 PM
by Steve
11 305
Snow removal contracts
CDLAWNCARE
Yesterday 02:57 PM
Today 12:50 PM
by Steve
1 64
Engine question
Blue Star Lawn Care
03-30-2015 09:47 PM
Today 06:51 AM
by Just for Cuts
4 99
Commercial Jobs
CurbAppeal1
03-25-2015 04:22 PM
Yesterday 11:16 PM
by CurbAppeal1
11 352
Flag or no flag
Matther777
03-24-2015 02:41 PM
Yesterday 08:05 PM
by shadrach
11 416
landscape insurance
clarkslawn
03-30-2015 10:14 PM
Yesterday 02:14 PM
by Steve
1 79
Dethatching attachments
jcurr33
03-29-2015 08:56 PM
Yesterday 01:50 PM
by Steve
3 113
Tree Service
Yard Elements
09-10-2011 08:19 PM
Yesterday 01:39 PM
by Steve
25 8,648
Hydro oil
googus
03-30-2015 06:45 AM
Yesterday 05:42 AM
by mac83
3 93
35,000 Eddm
greenscaper123
03-18-2015 12:51 PM
03-30-2015 10:51 PM
by SC93
22 657
Employee job training...
brookline
12-15-2014 07:15 PM
03-30-2015 07:39 PM
by SGL1
30 2,490
Finally got a warehouse
avetslawncare
03-12-2015 07:52 PM
03-30-2015 07:36 PM
by SGL1
16 632
Ferris FW35 questions
Chilehead
03-10-2015 08:31 PM
03-30-2015 07:08 PM
by Dan Tanner
7 453
Bid for large home...
lxarth
03-22-2015 11:06 AM
03-30-2015 07:03 PM
by avetslawncare
11 449
Start LIKING FACEBOOK...
rlclawncare123
02-26-2015 12:06 AM
03-30-2015 02:07 PM
by Steve
4 465
Trepidation about...
michellemarvin
03-23-2015 07:46 PM
03-30-2015 01:40 PM
by Steve
3 228
I lost a long term...
Sprinkler Buddy
09-04-2011 02:24 PM
03-30-2015 01:36 PM
by Steve
16 3,528
bidding a cemetery....
NPM_LLC
03-28-2015 10:56 AM
03-29-2015 01:18 PM
by jrs.landscaping
5 187
Weed and Feed
robkattankate
03-19-2015 09:00 PM
03-29-2015 08:42 AM
by Dan Tanner
5 680
Mower vs lot size advice
jcurr33
03-25-2015 09:29 PM
03-28-2015 08:37 AM
by Dan Tanner
5 238
hoa bid need help
bigdaveha12
03-24-2015 08:29 PM
03-27-2015 11:17 PM
by lxarth
6 316
introducing myself
chris2500hd
03-24-2015 11:16 AM
03-27-2015 02:02 PM
by Steve
8 281
Office Administration...
Girlfriend
03-26-2015 05:40 PM
03-26-2015 05:40 PM
by Girlfriend
0 1,040
Is this tree beyond help?
SGL1
03-22-2015 05:35 PM
03-25-2015 08:55 PM
by SGL1
14 1,465
Opinions on truck wrap
Trupro
02-28-2015 03:21 PM
03-25-2015 07:54 PM
by Trupro
33 1,657
The New Wave!!!! Read...
Jamesw86
03-22-2015 08:33 PM
03-25-2015 02:50 PM
by Steve
10 366
grass in the gas tank
robkattankate
03-23-2015 04:37 PM
03-25-2015 02:36 PM
by Steve
5 256
Helping others
hansenslawncare
09-15-2011 08:50 PM
03-25-2015 02:33 PM
by Steve
11 2,719
DOT Number
acrajchel
03-20-2015 05:56 PM
03-25-2015 02:28 PM
by Steve
7 631
Michelin x tweel.
apmAkron
03-23-2015 04:22 PM
03-24-2015 12:40 PM
by Steve
3 165
spike aerator???
Bradcook21
03-21-2015 01:55 PM
03-24-2015 10:32 AM
by acrajchel
4 268
Hello from Maryland
michellemarvin
03-23-2015 12:44 PM
03-23-2015 07:33 PM
by michellemarvin
2 193
hello from south GA.
CCandALawnCare
03-23-2015 03:46 AM
03-23-2015 07:06 PM
by CCandALawnCare
2 161
Say Hello !!!
Steve
03-19-2007 11:18 AM
03-23-2015 06:14 PM
by jethro
1,218 380,723
Is anyone doing mosquito...
BWild
01-27-2015 11:30 AM
03-23-2015 12:28 PM
by Steve
9 913
Should i take on this...
christw
03-17-2013 01:23 PM
03-22-2015 09:02 PM
by ExtremeLawncareServices
36 7,658
mower stalls when...
boog
03-19-2015 08:20 AM
03-21-2015 08:13 PM
by Wolf4dk
7 312
Hello Emily Reyes from...
Webster14829
03-20-2015 11:23 AM
03-20-2015 03:36 PM
by Steve
2 213
Finally going to give it...
jcurr33
03-12-2015 08:09 PM
03-20-2015 03:31 PM
by Steve
10 606
Weed id?
SGL1
03-17-2015 08:20 PM
03-20-2015 02:37 PM
by Steve
6 323
Mobile small engine...
luckylogger
03-15-2015 02:05 PM
03-20-2015 06:17 AM
by jrs.landscaping
15 547
Brad Cook 21
SC93
03-16-2015 10:40 PM
03-19-2015 09:04 PM
by Bradcook21
4 637
» Popular Tags
aerocore apartment complex auger bark billy goat brushcutter blades bush collections deliquentaccounts design edging employee problems equipment rental ferris flyers foreman free advertising grass growing a lawn care business hills hiring husqvarna introduction john deere quik trac landscape landscape services landscaping training lawn lawn care lawn care business seo lawn care business website lawn care business website seo lawn care seo lawn care website lawn care website seo lawn mowing marketing marketing secrets mr dave mulch new business past due per hour charge per hour service pricing profit on employee pto push versus ride running a business secrets to landscaping sell the vision seo shell small engine repair square foot steep lawns sulky theft toro grand stand trailer tree trimmer rack truck new used landscape up sell employee walk behind web design website website design winterization won't return
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.1.0

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:44 PM.


(C) 2011 Riggs Publications - Terms of use & Privacy Policy

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:44 PM.

(C) 2011 Riggs Publications - Terms of use & Privacy Policy