Originally Posted by MountainViewGreenskeeper
Not sure if your ready for the joke yet but maybe it was ur ex chicka...... just sayn hopes its not to soon.....
I have a new love.
She can be full of **** half the time, but Iím forgiving.
Without my love, sheíll grow out of control. I am always there to keep her on track & give her the weekly manicure she deserves.
I can keep her stomach at ease with a wave of my arm, a few sprinkles will do just fine.
When it thunders, I know to keep my distance. When the sun shines Iím back by her side.
Nothing makes me happier then to see her healthy, & full of color.
When winter comes & she goes away, Iíll wait for her with open arms & a truck full of gifts.
She depends on me, & I depend on her.
Thatís lawn love right thereÖ