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What are the 2 most dreaded words at Christmas?

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What are the 2 most dreaded words at Christmas?

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Reading the instructions doesn't help. They, the instructions were probably written in Chinese and then translated into English. Something must have been lost in the translation.
 
I firmly believe that the toy manufacturers hire people who will purposely add a part from another toy just to drive "the overtired assemblers on Christmas Eve" Crazy!
 
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I also hate when I read batteries not included and I look around to find no batteries.
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