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So I got an unusual long distance call today, I avoided it, until I got a text saying "Call" along with a number.

I thought it was my bank, or phone company... so anyway, I called.

It was a guy from Texas who wants me to maintain his parents place here in my town, unfortunately its still WAY too far.


ANYWAY, for the love of God I can't pronounce words properly.

Guy: Hello?

Me: Hi, I had received a call from this number and was told to call it back. I am the owner of *******, if that has any rele... relevava... BLAH.. RELEVANCE!!


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Do you smoke crack?
You mean crystal meth, cocaine, heroine, pot/hash? Nah, not anymore my friend!

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No I mean crack...not meth not hash not horse not pot. I mean chips, wafers, rocks, etc.
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