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Old 06-07-2012, 02:47 PM
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Default So annoying lol

This is from Monday... I was interrupted SO many times!

Part 1

I go to cut a lawn, and the guy (client 1) comes out saying how he could get me to fix his neighbors lawn mower. So I had a look to be nice, said it could use a new air filter and a new spark plug. My client then said, "You should bring it to the shop you use, just put it in your trailer".

I said, "No. I want space in my truck and trailer today".

The client insisted on leaving the lawn mower outside, saying I should come back later to pick it up once I'm done for the day.

Part 2

The same client stops me again halfway through the job and says, "can you cut my lawn just a bit shorter?"

So I did just that, and I hit a water main.

Part 3

I go on to another client (old lady, client 2, same street) and both of these clients come out to chit chat with each other, and they are standing in my GOD DAMN WAY.

Me: Move over please, you're going to get dust and grass all over yourselves standing there.

Client: You can cut the sod now, and cut this part shorter too!

Me: They (the city) just put this sod down last week, it's not ready.

Client: No no, it'll be ok.

Me: Can you guys move?

My clients move a few feet, still in my way. I wave for them to GO AWAY, they were seriously 4-5 feet away from me, and my tractors chute.

They decide to only take a step back... So I think to myself, "screw this" and I just start mowing. A big cloud of grass covered them, and they backed off out of my way. I even scalped the sod very nicely.

Part 4

The old lady (client 2) comes out and stops me, and says, "You can raise your mower up actually".

Me: Told you.

Part 5

As I'm mowing, the client stops me. I shut down the tractor for the 1000th time, and she says, "I'm just going out for an hour". Like I really needed to know that?

Part 6

I'm on to my third client. The same guy (client 1) stops me and says, "do you want something to drink?" - I say "no".

Part 7

I'm stopped again minutes later, and the same guy (client 1) stops me and says, "here you go, here is some water". So I have to stop everything and find a place to put the bottles of water.

Part 8

I'm on my fourth property. The same guy (client 1), "Are you sure you can't take the mower now?".

At this point, I wanted to pick him up and throw him into the back of my truck and drive off a bridge.

I say, "When I have the time, not now".

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Basically, why the hell would I help out one of my clients neighbors to go front the bill to have his mower repaired, when the neighbor isn't even a client?

This main client of mine is such a p.i.t.a. He speaks on behalf of all my clients on the street and I have no idea why they let him. He is a real estate agent who thinks he calls the shots because he can get his neighbors 'deals', yet I would have offered his neighbors the same price without him. He's got a real big head.

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Part 9

I receive a phone call, "You forgot the lawn mower".

Then an email, "Memory jog, the lawn mower".

-

For the love of god, this man needs to get a life.

Last edited by CHEESE2009; 06-07-2012 at 02:51 PM.
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