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CHEESE2009 07-13-2012 07:10 PM

I'm going full retard
So I got an unusual long distance call today, I avoided it, until I got a text saying "Call" along with a number.

I thought it was my bank, or phone company... so anyway, I called.

It was a guy from Texas who wants me to maintain his parents place here in my town, unfortunately its still WAY too far.

ANYWAY, for the love of God I can't pronounce words properly.

Guy: Hello?

Me: Hi, I had received a call from this number and was told to call it back. I am the owner of *******, if that has any rele... relevava... BLAH.. RELEVANCE!!

We had a good laugh lol.

wat5150 07-13-2012 08:48 PM

Do you smoke crack?:confused:

CHEESE2009 07-13-2012 09:54 PM


Originally Posted by wat5150 (Post 111615)
Do you smoke crack?:confused:

You mean crystal meth, cocaine, heroine, pot/hash? Nah, not anymore my friend!

wat5150 07-13-2012 10:11 PM


Originally Posted by CHEESE2009 (Post 111620)
You mean crystal meth, cocaine, heroine, pot/hash? Nah, not anymore my friend!

No I mean crack...not meth not hash not horse not pot. I mean chips, wafers, rocks, etc.;)

CHEESE2009 07-13-2012 10:32 PM


Originally Posted by wat5150 (Post 111622)
No I mean crack...not meth not hash not horse not pot. I mean chips, wafers, rocks, etc.;)

Chips are good.

Steve 07-16-2012 01:01 PM

Well your marketing sure is reaching out to folks! :D

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