My ex is coming over later now.. She's a very good-hearted, very positive/happy female, and I lost her because I cheated on her with her best friend. Yes, I am a horrible man... but you would have done the same if you saw her friends rack.
Anyway, so she says now:
"I'll never cheat on my boyfriend, I know better!"
I guess she's just coming over to play checkers, only, I don't have that game. I only have Mouse Trap.
If I'm in prison the next morning or have a fractured skull, it's because I thought "No" meant "but of course!".
... Anyway, I guess this means I have to shower right now.