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  • #31
    In other news...
    One my my ex ex ex ex ex ex ex ex girlfriends just texted me, so I sent her a pic of my shlong, that's all I have to say to her.

    My ex is coming over later now.. She's a very good-hearted, very positive/happy female, and I lost her because I cheated on her with her best friend. Yes, I am a horrible man... but you would have done the same if you saw her friends rack.

    Anyway, so she says now:
    "I'll never cheat on my boyfriend, I know better!"

    Uh huh...

    I guess she's just coming over to play checkers, only, I don't have that game. I only have Mouse Trap.


    -

    If I'm in prison the next morning or have a fractured skull, it's because I thought "No" meant "but of course!".

    ... Anyway, I guess this means I have to shower right now.

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    • #32
      Hedgemaster always looks like a bada$$



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      • #33


        this a job i did, he was wearing shorts but that green vine around those palm its poison ivy so i toll him to put pants black shirt, gray polo in the top that day temperatures 106

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        • #34
          Hedgemaster always looks like a bada$$



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          makes me want to go mow some lawns
          what an artistic pose.

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          • #35


            "Hedges aint got sh*t against me"
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            • #36
              ^^^ ROFLMFAO!!! ^^^


              Someone mention poison ivy?


              I say we nuke it from orbit.


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              • #37


                "Hedges aint got sh*t against me"
                LOL!!! Great pic!

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