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  • Best farmer's tan contest

    I came up with this stupid idea today, because i was looking at myself and I think I have a pretty bad *** farmer's tan..

    Here it is






  • #2
    I will have to take some pics but I think I have you beat, the back of my neck is almost black, even my daughter said I didn't realize a person could get that dark, pretty scarry taking a shower and I now have to be careful which short sleeve shirts I wear out shopping so people don't notice as my arms are desperate dark
    Andy
    Halifax, Nova Scotia

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      • #4
        I'd show you a picture of my nudified torso but I'm sure you'd go blind from the shock.
        Boughter's Lawn Care Services Mowing and Fertilizing in New Castle, PA

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        • #5
          Lol!

          Best Idea Ever!!!!

          <a href="http://s100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/?action=view&current=farmerstan.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/farmerstan.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

          Common June, TAN ME!

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          • #6
            Several hours after I put those pics on the site

            Girlfriend: I'm going to use the computer for a few minutes.

            Scott: No prob!

            Girlfriend: What the F is this?!

            Scott: What?

            Girlfriend: Why are there half naked pictures of you on the computer?!

            Scott: It's for the guys on this forum ******** (she cut me off & said)

            Girlfriend: WHAT?! What the hell are you talking about?!

            Scott: We're having a farmers tan competition!

            Girlfriend: I'll give you a farmers tan competition!


            ..........

            So my advice... If your going to delete pictures on your computer... empty the recycle bin!

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            • #7
              The end result was a slap mark across the farmer's tan.

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              • #8
                Best Idea Ever!!!!

                <a href="http://s100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/?action=view&current=farmerstan.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/farmerstan.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

                Common June, TAN ME!
                Trust me, I don't want to know the answer to this question but I gotta ask it anyhow.... Whats up with you having your hand down the front of your pants playing with your "junk"?!?!?!?!

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                • #9
                  He's saying "hey man.... let me show you something that's really pasty white..."

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                  • #10
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                    Scott: We're having a farmers tan competition!

                    Girlfriend: I'll give you a farmers tan competition!
                    Scott,
                    I must say that you give us some real funny s__t to read. This made my morning. LMAOROTF!!!!!

                    I was just thinking this morning how I enjoy coming to this site to learn, understand equipment better, give a little advice and most of all having great friends to chat (post) with.

                    Thanks Steve (Big Dog Admin.) for creating this site and to all who contribute to its success daily.


                    John

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                    • #11
                      Look at what i started

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                      • #12
                        Trust me, I don't want to know the answer to this question but I gotta ask it anyhow.... Whats up with you having your hand down the front of your pants playing with your "junk"?!?!?!?!
                        No no no you got it all wrong. That's where he keeps his beer. He is simply pulling out his next bottle of Bud. See he is wearing one of those new beer bottle belts.

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                        • #13
                          No no no you got it all wrong. That's where he keeps his beer. He is simply pulling out his next bottle of Bud. See he is wearing one of those new beer bottle belts.

                          LMAO!

                          I could use one of those!

                          I love this forum!!!

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