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  • Men VS Women

    I thought this was funny, everyone should get a kick outta this! I know its not really related, but a lot of things here are for fun!


    Women's English:
    Yes = No
    No = Yes
    Maybe = No
    I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
    We need = I want
    It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
    Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
    We need to talk = I need to complain
    Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
    You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
    This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
    I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
    I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
    How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
    Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]


    Men's English:
    I'm hungry = I'm hungry
    I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
    I'm tired = I'm tired
    Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
    Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
    Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
    May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
    Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
    You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
    What's wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
    What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
    I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
    I love you = Let's have sex now
    I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex.
    Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
    Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep then maybe sex?
    Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with anybody else.
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    LOL nice
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    • #3
      thats really funny

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      • #4
        As a female I don't think I agree with all the female stuff. :blush:

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        • #5
          LOL! I'm a woman and I think it's funny

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