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  • #16
    I think you should give him some sort of consolation prize after you tell him no. Maybe give him a breeze tshirt with your picture on it?

    On the back it could read 'I called Scott for lawn care and all he gave me was this lousy shirt.' LOL

    Maybe have it sorta like this one

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    • #17
      We're going to put some earth down for my client on the same street.

      I'm expecting him to come out and nag me, I'm terribly excited!


      I expect this conversation to happen

      Guy: I called you, why didn't you answer?!

      Me: I really had nothing new to say to you. You can't ask for a service mid season and expect us to drop everything we're doing right away.

      Guy: Can I have a quote for lawn maintenance?

      Me: As I said, our route is tight. I'll give you a quote, but that's all I can do for you this season.

      Guy: Why can't you just cut it, you're already here?!

      Me: That's not the way things work with us.

      Guy: So how do things work with you?

      Me: Anyway, that's your quote. I have to get back to work.

      This is where I give him my card with a quote of $103.47, and then he will complain. So I will say, "That's my price".

      Then he'll say, "What are THEY paying?" as he looks over to his neighbors who are my clients.

      I'll say, "They all pay what they need to for me to show up".

      Then he'll throw a fit (I can see it now). I'm excited... I wish I could film this, but there's no way to do so.... damn...


      -

      I just got a call from a PRIVATE NUMBER. Gee, I wonder who it is?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA
      AHHAHHHhAH

      AHAHAHHA!!!


      What a loser.


      -

      UPDATE: It wasn't him, it was that real estate agent / prickface who called... he left a message.

      Private number eh? What a little twerp.
      Last edited by CHEESE2009; 07-19-2012, 02:21 PM.

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      • #18
        Maybe you should get a new number and make it unlisted LOL
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        • #19
          Hey Cheese...can you do me 1 HUGE favor? Tell the d**sche stalker "Nice set of wheels" for me?!

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          • #20
            I think this guy sent his secret weapon after you. When you go to meet up with her youll find this prick asking for a quote.

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            • #21
              I'm waiting for the day when he texts you pics of his twig and berries.



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              • #22
                Here you go guys!


                <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EgJJWDblhI0?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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                • #23
                  24 times haha... I told you tell him $4 a call. You would be doing good right now.

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                  • #24
                    I would give him a very high price and that will take care of it. We have kind of had the same issue in shrub trimming, but not nearly as bad.

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                    • #25
                      he wants u to screw him, dont u get it

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                      • #26
                        Here you go guys!


                        <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EgJJWDblhI0?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
                        You told me, I see the rise
                        But, it always falls
                        I see them come, I see them go
                        He said, "All things pass into the night"
                        And I said, "Oh no sir I must say you're wrong
                        I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong"
                        Won't you listen to me

                        You told me, I've seen it all before
                        I been there, I've seen my hopes and dreams
                        Lying on the ground

                        I've seen the sky just begin to fall
                        He said, "All things pass into the night"
                        And I say, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
                        I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong"
                        Won't you listen to me

                        [2x]
                        Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
                        Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
                        Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
                        Good-bye horses, I'm flying, flying, flying over you

                        Ooooooooooooooo
                        Ooooooooooooooo

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                        • #27
                          LMAO. I like that song, but now...

                          I can just picture the guy making out with a photo of me or something while waiting for my call. lmfaooooooo


                          You told me, I see the rise
                          But, it always falls
                          I see them come, I see them go
                          He said, "All things pass into the night"
                          And I said, "Oh no sir I must say you're wrong
                          I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong"
                          Won't you listen to me

                          You told me, I've seen it all before
                          I been there, I've seen my hopes and dreams
                          Lying on the ground

                          I've seen the sky just begin to fall
                          He said, "All things pass into the night"
                          And I say, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
                          I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong"
                          Won't you listen to me

                          [2x]
                          Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
                          Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
                          Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
                          Good-bye horses, I'm flying, flying, flying over you

                          Ooooooooooooooo
                          Ooooooooooooooo

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                          • #28
                            Maybe he is just trying to seduce you into some homo erotic man love session. Anyway you could always just go fck yourself.

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                            • #29
                              You know, most times if you aren't the first person to call someone back, you lose out on the job - they just go with someone else.

                              The fact that this nut calls you as much as he does, even after you ignore his calls - is crazy.

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                              • #30
                                You know, most times if you aren't the first person to call someone back, you lose out on the job - they just go with someone else.

                                The fact that this nut calls you as much as he does, even after you ignore his calls - is crazy.

                                Maybe he's my fan club leader. Where they get together, and trade things I've touched, the hair off my head, cigarettes I've littered.

                                LOL creeping myself out. Doesn't help that I keep replaying that song.

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