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    We have a water restriction in our area, so we rely heavily on rain - and it isn't raining at all this year.

    Client: So what do you do, if a lawn doesn't grow or need to be cut for like 3 weeks?

    Me: Well... right now we basically have to show up to cut the weeds down for most properties. We are also mulching and cutting the lawns a bit higher - if that fails, we can be pretty convincing when we pretend to cut the grass that isn't there.

    Client: Here is the money I owe you, you've been pretty convincing these past few weeks. Keep up the good "work".



    LOL, made my day.

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    At least you got the $. A lot of my people would say dont do it this week.

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    • #3
      At least you got the $. A lot of my people would say dont do it this week.
      Yeah but I'm an evil businessman who must get paid regardless if a lawn needs cutting or not... they are paying for peace of mind, knowing that it will get maintained when it needs to be.

      When a client pays, they are paying for a spot on my schedule - if they don't pay they get replaced.

      It'd be hard to live if clients paid only when they wanted their lawn cut, cheeky bastards.


      ... A spider just landed on my head.... gross.... loll

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      • #4
        Client: Did I wake you up? Were you sleeping in?

        Me: Yeah, but I was giving up anyway!

        Client: I'm sorry about that.

        Me: No, it's ok! A girl I see at the store who I often talk to said she tried this new energy drink, and said it was the biggest mistake of her life.. So I said I'd try one too. I couldn't fall asleep last night, and I still cant - and i'm tired of trying!

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          Yeah but I'm an evil businessman who must get paid regardless if a lawn needs cutting or not... they are paying for peace of mind, knowing that it will get maintained when it needs to be.

          When a client pays, they are paying for a spot on my schedule - if they don't pay they get replaced.

          It'd be hard to live if clients paid only when they wanted their lawn cut, cheeky bastards.


          ... A spider just landed on my head.... gross.... loll
          True but there are a ton of cheap penny pinching knobs out there. Its hard for me to get away from them sometime. There are a couple I would drop but I cant afford to right now.

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            Me: No, it's ok! A girl I see at the store who I often talk to said she tried this new energy drink, and said it was the biggest mistake of her life.. So I said I'd try one too. I couldn't fall asleep last night, and I still cant - and i'm tired of trying!
            That is awesome!

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