View Full Version : Losing or Gaining Pride!

09-06-2009, 02:06 PM
So I was at my Uncle/Aunts... Whatever, "it's" house.

I played this game called, "Wii Sports Resort"

There was a game where you can sword fight your friends etc, really fun!

So I was challenged by my cross dressing uncle at it was a tough match.

My cross dressing uncle has 2 large dogs & one of them started humping my leg as I was playing the game.

Now, I won in the game!

But is it something to be proud of? Beating a cross dresser while being raped by a dog & still winning the game?

I feel as if I deserve a trophy or something. The dog is a St Bernard & probably weighs more than I do.

If I lost, would I still have won? Considering it could have been interference/ cheating on my uncle/aunts part?

Or was it a fair match. My uncle now fights like a girl, & I was being raped by a dog... Is it fair game?


09-06-2009, 02:28 PM
Perhaps go mow a yard for someone for free today.. it's far better for business and far less stressful than a dog humping your leg;)

09-06-2009, 08:07 PM
Whenever you can get a dog to hump your leg, you are by definition a winner.

I felt like a winner tonight out on the deck. Here is a picture.


09-07-2009, 10:20 AM
You Are Elite!!!!