CHEESE2009
04-01-2009, 09:10 PM
So I'm picking up my business cards at a store, the girlfriend calls & demands I come over! I make it home, eat, make my way to her place.
I ring the doorbell & hear her say, "Who is it?" .. I responded, "Me?"
She opens the door & I see her, her brother & friend with confetti spray canisters & they cover me from head to toe!
I thought it was over...
I go inside & her mother had made those awesome treats where you cover apples with caramel. So alright, They all grab one & I get offered one..
We're all eating & suddenly I realized I've finished half my treat without eating any seeds or apple core... That's when I realized it was NOT an apple, and it was in fact, a POTATO!!!
So her mom comes & says, "Awww Scott, here you go sweety have a real one, Lucy is so mean!" she hands me another one....
I go ahead & start eating it, this one tastes a bit different, it's not sweet at all.. I'm trying to tell my girlfriend that I'm full so I don't break her heart and say it tastes awful... I asked for a drink to wash it down & felt really thirsty... That's when she said I just ate a ton of salt...
!!!! SHE COVERED MY APPLE IN SALT & CARAMEL!!!
....... Later that night she through a fit, & whipped an apple at me because I didn't surprise her with anything or give a damn for the "holiday"... I'm not a big holiday guy lol
I ring the doorbell & hear her say, "Who is it?" .. I responded, "Me?"
She opens the door & I see her, her brother & friend with confetti spray canisters & they cover me from head to toe!
I thought it was over...
I go inside & her mother had made those awesome treats where you cover apples with caramel. So alright, They all grab one & I get offered one..
We're all eating & suddenly I realized I've finished half my treat without eating any seeds or apple core... That's when I realized it was NOT an apple, and it was in fact, a POTATO!!!
So her mom comes & says, "Awww Scott, here you go sweety have a real one, Lucy is so mean!" she hands me another one....
I go ahead & start eating it, this one tastes a bit different, it's not sweet at all.. I'm trying to tell my girlfriend that I'm full so I don't break her heart and say it tastes awful... I asked for a drink to wash it down & felt really thirsty... That's when she said I just ate a ton of salt...
!!!! SHE COVERED MY APPLE IN SALT & CARAMEL!!!
....... Later that night she through a fit, & whipped an apple at me because I didn't surprise her with anything or give a damn for the "holiday"... I'm not a big holiday guy lol