What to do when your lawn mower wont start?

[Steve]

What do you do when your lawn mower won't start? How about shoot it? :D

Man shoots his lawn mower, police say (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/25/mower.madness.ap/index.html) - A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. He told police: "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

[Little's]

I can see where he is coming from. There are times when I wish I could shoot mine, but I would not actually do it. He probably has a screw loose. Along with his mower! haha

[quickcleanlawn]

This guy is a real jackass.
He shoots his mower with a sawed off shotgun, and dosent think he can going to jail.

[justin_time]

Start cursing :D :p because sometimes it tends to help lmao

[StartALawnCareBusiness]

Always carry a winch in case you have to pull a dead lawn mower back onto a trailer from a customer's lawn.

Keith