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CHEESE2009
01-07-2013, 12:31 PM
I'm bored forum, and I want you to humor me by playing a little game.

Together, we are going to create a story; we are each only allowed to add one (1) sentence to the former post. e.g.:

Dave:
Gregory was observing his friend James eating carrots for lunch in the schools cafeteria.

John:
Gregory was observing his friend James eating carrots for lunch in the schools cafeteria. "You're such a loser, we are no longer friends", said James.

Got it? Good.

Behold, the first sentence of the game:


I was slowly walking through the woods.

Steve
01-07-2013, 01:50 PM
Gregory was observing his friend James eating carrots for lunch in the schools cafeteria. "You're such a loser, we are no longer friends", said James. James then started to eat his mango.

bruces
01-07-2013, 02:02 PM
I was slowly walking through the woods
when I came upon a feller named Cheese,holding his ankles with his butt in the air .

Steve
01-07-2013, 02:17 PM
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1509684_o.gif

bruces
01-07-2013, 02:20 PM
someone needs to continue .......

stevef1201
01-07-2013, 04:07 PM
I was slowly walking through the woods
when I came upon a feller named Cheese,holding his ankles with his butt in the air .

talking to an unseen person, " please momma don't do it"

bruces
01-07-2013, 05:18 PM
talking to an unseen person, " please momma don't do it"

but actually "momma " was a massive dude named bubba

SECTLANDSCAPING
01-07-2013, 05:48 PM
but actually "momma " was a massive dude named bubba

Bubba was no fan of lube, he could be heard mumbling "if it rips it rips".

bruces
01-07-2013, 05:59 PM
"right on Bubba " cheese screamed ,its better without the lube and by the way Bubba ,I love you !

SECTLANDSCAPING
01-07-2013, 06:23 PM
Now your going to far, I like my cheese as a side not a main course.

bruces
01-07-2013, 06:39 PM
Now your going to far, I like my cheese as a side not a main course.

oh Bubba not to worry ,you can have my steak and eat me too ! said cheese ,well thats the least I can do after your helping me find my contact lens .

CHEESE2009
01-07-2013, 07:53 PM
oh Bubba not to worry ,you can have my steak and eat me too ! said cheese ,well thats the least I can do after your helping me find my contact lens .

Bubba stalled himself for a moment to ponder. What's the matter?, asked Cheese, nobody has to know.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvsnX3V4OAqtQmCOlHDpjzTsFyMHanT-K8fnvmk8qJvgzEViTMUA

bruces
01-07-2013, 08:19 PM
Instantly Big Bubba jumped between cheese's legs from behind ,claiming victory as he indeed found the contact lens the two lovers had been searching for .

SECTLANDSCAPING
01-07-2013, 08:38 PM
Instantly Big Bubba jumped between cheese's legs from behind ,claiming victory as he indeed found the contact lens the two lovers had been searching for .

Cheese said "thanks a lot but what are you to do with that cattle prod?".

bruces
01-07-2013, 09:29 PM
Cheese said "thanks a lot but what are you to do with that cattle prod?".

as Bubba reached around and inserted his cattle prod

Steve
01-08-2013, 12:59 PM
ZZZZZZ Zappp Zappppp went the rod as bubba clicked the switch.

http://www.eseelectrical.com/resources/Animated%20Gif%20Lightning%20%284%29.gif

Caskey Lawns & Landscapes
01-08-2013, 03:32 PM
Bubba watched as cheese lit up from his toes to his nose....

LawnCareMan280
01-08-2013, 04:40 PM
I've created a monster Cheese Said

CHEESE2009
01-08-2013, 05:25 PM
I love you guys...

You sick, twisted, lovable members.

bruces
01-08-2013, 05:29 PM
instantly Cheese's hair fell out

SECTLANDSCAPING
01-08-2013, 10:00 PM
instantly Cheese's hair fell out

Bubba thought to himself and told cheese "Your still purrrty".

bruces
01-08-2013, 10:26 PM
cheese kept saying :

************************************************** ******************************

I love you guys...

You sick, twisted, lovable members.
__________________

as he allowed Bubba to bury himself in cheese's soul .

CHEESE2009
01-09-2013, 01:29 AM
Bubba doesn't sound half bad!

BLC7
01-09-2013, 02:08 AM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/102/649/funny-pictures-gifs-creeper-cat.gif?1318992465

bruces
01-09-2013, 09:48 AM
Bubba doesn't sound half bad!

^^^ said cheese , "but he feels even better seing as he got me all hot ,sticky and gooey ,at least on my backside "

bruces
01-15-2013, 10:20 AM
:p:p:p:D:D:D:eek::eek::eek::cool:

Caskey Lawns & Landscapes
01-16-2013, 07:35 AM
Soooo Bubba....You gonna sign that lawncare agreement now or what ?

bruces
01-16-2013, 11:30 AM
Soooo Bubba....You gonna sign that lawncare agreement now or what ?

you must be kidding cheese ,I got 5dollarlowballerfoulmouthedlawnpunkliar to give me the royal treatment for $5.00 ,he is not only the best,but the biggest and cheapest too and has 12 years experience according to his website !

CHEESE2009
01-17-2013, 07:40 AM
Can we make Bubba a trillionaire?

If I'm forced into a relationship, I at least want a sugar daddy.

http://kontrolmag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Gold-digger.jpg

Pictured above: me

bruces
01-17-2013, 05:33 PM
Can we make Bubba a trillionaire?

If I'm forced into a relationship, I at least want a sugar daddy.

http://kontrolmag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Gold-digger.jpg

Pictured above: me

What a question,of course the bubbmeister is a trillionaire ,and why do you have to lie about being "forced " into a relationship with him when you were the one on the first page bent over grabbing your ankles smiling from both ends at bubba ?

SECTLANDSCAPING
01-17-2013, 08:00 PM
you must be kidding cheese ,I got 5dollarlowballerfoulmouthedlawnpunkliar to give me the royal treatment for $5.00 ,he is not only the best,but the biggest and cheapest too and has 12 years experience according to his website !

Thats my ex, please dont speak to him Bubba.

bruces
01-29-2013, 01:02 AM
Thats my ex, please dont speak to him Bubba.

I did much more than just speak to him cheese ,and his hands are even softer than yours ,but his real skills are in his lips !

bruces
06-28-2013, 08:41 PM
bump !!!!:p:p:p

CHEESE2009
06-28-2013, 10:04 PM
bump !!!!:p:p:p

bastard lol

i'm dying of laughter!

bruces
06-28-2013, 10:22 PM
theres probably many people on here who havent seen this ,I have no problem adding more to it,but somebody else should take a few turns .

SECTLANDSCAPING
06-28-2013, 10:24 PM
theres probably many people on here who havent seen this ,I have no problem adding more to it,but somebody else should take a few turns .

Last time someone took turns, my butt was sore for a week.

CHEESE2009
06-29-2013, 10:33 AM
A little bit of fire clears the hemorrhoids right up!

Steve
07-01-2013, 12:48 PM
LOL which gives me an idea for your other post on videos.

http://housedecoratings.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/hemorrhoid-cream-under-eye-puffiness-12.jpg

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/H/D/e/R/O/P/green-plus-sign-md.png

http://uconnladybug.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/weedwacker-www-wmich-edu.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbd5d8EvFB1rb6q1eo1_400.jpg

http://stevelaube.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/fun.gif

bruces
11-15-2013, 03:38 AM
Last time someone took turns, my butt was sore for a week.

butt you said you liked that cheese ,enough you let everybody take a turn ,even the guy with the green shoes SEXTYLANDSCAPING ,and you know where he has been poking around .

Ducke
11-21-2013, 08:06 PM
Bubba turned to Cheese and said its not going to work . I'm sorry but I like my cheese soft and spreadable you see I like Cheeze Wiz:eek:

bruces
11-22-2013, 10:40 PM
Bubba turned to Cheese and said its not going to work . I'm sorry but I like my cheese soft and spreadable you see I like Cheeze Wiz:eek:

Bubba ,don't you mean "Cheese's Jizz "?

Steve
11-25-2013, 12:24 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/43293905.jpg

ExtremeLawncareServices
12-03-2013, 11:50 PM
I can't breath hahahaha it's a love story lol.