Story Telling

[CHEESE2009]

I'm bored forum, and I want you to humor me by playing a little game.

Together, we are going to create a story; we are each only allowed to add one (1) sentence to the former post. e.g.:

Dave:
Gregory was observing his friend James eating carrots for lunch in the schools cafeteria.

John:
Gregory was observing his friend James eating carrots for lunch in the schools cafeteria. "You're such a loser, we are no longer friends", said James.

Got it? Good.

Behold, the first sentence of the game:


I was slowly walking through the woods.

[Steve]

Gregory was observing his friend James eating carrots for lunch in the schools cafeteria. "You're such a loser, we are no longer friends", said James. James then started to eat his mango.

[bruces]

I was slowly walking through the woods
when I came upon a feller named Cheese,holding his ankles with his butt in the air .

[Steve]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1509684_o.gif

[bruces]

someone needs to continue .......

[stevef1201]

I was slowly walking through the woods
when I came upon a feller named Cheese,holding his ankles with his butt in the air .

talking to an unseen person, " please momma don't do it"

[bruces]

talking to an unseen person, " please momma don't do it"

but actually "momma " was a massive dude named bubba

[SECTLANDSCAPING]

but actually "momma " was a massive dude named bubba

Bubba was no fan of lube, he could be heard mumbling "if it rips it rips".

[bruces]

"right on Bubba " cheese screamed ,its better without the lube and by the way Bubba ,I love you !

[SECTLANDSCAPING]

Now your going to far, I like my cheese as a side not a main course.

[bruces]

Now your going to far, I like my cheese as a side not a main course.

oh Bubba not to worry ,you can have my steak and eat me too ! said cheese ,well thats the least I can do after your helping me find my contact lens .

[CHEESE2009]

oh Bubba not to worry ,you can have my steak and eat me too ! said cheese ,well thats the least I can do after your helping me find my contact lens .

Bubba stalled himself for a moment to ponder. What's the matter?, asked Cheese, nobody has to know.

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[bruces]

Instantly Big Bubba jumped between cheese's legs from behind ,claiming victory as he indeed found the contact lens the two lovers had been searching for .

[SECTLANDSCAPING]

Instantly Big Bubba jumped between cheese's legs from behind ,claiming victory as he indeed found the contact lens the two lovers had been searching for .

Cheese said "thanks a lot but what are you to do with that cattle prod?".

[bruces]

Cheese said "thanks a lot but what are you to do with that cattle prod?".

as Bubba reached around and inserted his cattle prod

[Steve]

ZZZZZZ Zappp Zappppp went the rod as bubba clicked the switch.

http://www.eseelectrical.com/resources/Animated%20Gif%20Lightning%20%284%29.gif

[dougcaskey]

Bubba watched as cheese lit up from his toes to his nose....

[LawnCareMan280]

I've created a monster Cheese Said

[CHEESE2009]

I love you guys...

You sick, twisted, lovable members.

[bruces]

instantly Cheese's hair fell out

[SECTLANDSCAPING]

instantly Cheese's hair fell out

Bubba thought to himself and told cheese "Your still purrrty".

[bruces]

cheese kept saying :

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I love you guys...

You sick, twisted, lovable members.
__________________

as he allowed Bubba to bury himself in cheese's soul .

[CHEESE2009]

Bubba doesn't sound half bad!

[BLC7]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/102/649/funny-pictures-gifs-creeper-cat.gif?1318992465

[bruces]

Bubba doesn't sound half bad!

^^^ said cheese , "but he feels even better seing as he got me all hot ,sticky and gooey ,at least on my backside "

[bruces]

:p:p:p:D:D:D:eek::eek::eek::cool:

[dougcaskey]

Soooo Bubba....You gonna sign that lawncare agreement now or what ?

[bruces]

Soooo Bubba....You gonna sign that lawncare agreement now or what ?

you must be kidding cheese ,I got 5dollarlowballerfoulmouthedlawnpunkliar to give me the royal treatment for $5.00 ,he is not only the best,but the biggest and cheapest too and has 12 years experience according to his website !

[CHEESE2009]

Can we make Bubba a trillionaire?

If I'm forced into a relationship, I at least want a sugar daddy.

http://kontrolmag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Gold-digger.jpg

Pictured above: me

[bruces]

Can we make Bubba a trillionaire?

If I'm forced into a relationship, I at least want a sugar daddy.

http://kontrolmag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Gold-digger.jpg

Pictured above: me

What a question,of course the bubbmeister is a trillionaire ,and why do you have to lie about being "forced " into a relationship with him when you were the one on the first page bent over grabbing your ankles smiling from both ends at bubba ?

[SECTLANDSCAPING]

you must be kidding cheese ,I got 5dollarlowballerfoulmouthedlawnpunkliar to give me the royal treatment for $5.00 ,he is not only the best,but the biggest and cheapest too and has 12 years experience according to his website !

Thats my ex, please dont speak to him Bubba.

[bruces]

Thats my ex, please dont speak to him Bubba.

I did much more than just speak to him cheese ,and his hands are even softer than yours ,but his real skills are in his lips !