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CHEESE2009
01-05-2013, 12:40 AM
Comrades,

I write to you to inform you of my hair loss.

The Nazis had found a way to make my hair feel "less" at the beginning of the war, summer 2012; I couldn't yet make anything of their intentions for attacking my hair, Fabulous Scalpville, at such a young age.

Over the course of time and recently, the Nazis had struck again, this time with full force, thinning out the brave men on the battlefield of Scalpville, thinning out my beautiful hair.

While the war is not over, we are advised to notify those who wear hats for long periods of time ... shouldn't. The Nazis, using their advanced alien technology, have found a way to turn our head-wear against us!


With Love,

Lieutenant Balder
Fabulous Scalpville


http://www.baldnessfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/balding-man.jpg

patrick6411
01-05-2013, 09:04 AM
Thats not the Nazi's, its the Illuminati!

bruces
01-05-2013, 01:25 PM
cheese,just go get some of the spray-on hair and be done with it .If you act now ,they will send you two cans and a can of the stuff you use if you want to install a screen door in the floor of an aluminum fishing boat free !!!

stevef1201
01-06-2013, 04:25 PM
cheese,just go get some of the spray-on hair and be done with it .If you act now ,they will send you two cans and a can of the stuff you use if you want to install a screen door in the floor of an aluminum fishing boat free !!!

BUT WAIT!!!!! Order in the next ten minutes and we'll include the Po-peal Pocket Fisherman for free. (just pay separate shipping and handling)

The Cleaning Doctor
01-07-2013, 11:03 AM
And if that is not good enough, we will throw in our new secret ferimone formula for free... Just pay additional shipping and handling

(May cause skin cancer, upset stomach, diaherea, coughing, blood clots, heart attack or stroke and even death)

Steve
01-07-2013, 01:42 PM
GLH Formula 9.

Great Looking Hair!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VvcM9g4k_YI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

However, if you are thinking about a hair substitute, consider grass. It could be a great marketing gimmick for you. Think about it. How many guys in your area are sporting a full head of grass? Right? ;) :D

http://www.cenzion.com/assets/images/people/old-man-grass-hair.jpg

bruces
01-07-2013, 01:48 PM
cha cha cha chia !

Chaz
01-09-2013, 10:19 PM
GLH Formula 9.

Great Looking Hair!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VvcM9g4k_YI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

However, if you are thinking about a hair substitute, consider grass. It could be a great marketing gimmick for you. Think about it. How many guys in your area are sporting a full head of grass? Right? ;) :D

http://www.cenzion.com/assets/images/people/old-man-grass-hair.jpg

Am I the only one that watched the entire video.... :o

dpld
01-10-2013, 10:40 AM
Am I the only one that watched the entire video.... :o

the can of krylon for the head with a spritz of clear on top for that added touch followed with a light buff and viola!!!

Mayor of Mow Town
01-11-2013, 06:43 PM
You could use this stuff to create one of your famous videos.

You on the left, lawn on the right. Pop in some time-lapse photography showing your balding head v growing lush lawn.

I'm sure you could think up some clever tagline to go with it.

People like to be entertained!

Steve
01-14-2013, 02:15 PM
That is a very creative idea!