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12-21-2012, 12:35 AM
I'm going to have these ****y cards done. (edit: c-o-c-k-y)



Yes, I have a lot of time on my hands.

12-21-2012, 05:16 AM
First impression, don't really know what demographic your going for. Maybe the 20 something single woman grass mowing accounts.
Other than that I would use them as fire starters.
Why don't you take all of that time on your hands and get a nice logo designed. Maybe hire a professional.
Just sayin!

12-21-2012, 12:18 PM
My elderly lady clients would beg to differ, and I wouldn't mind going for 20 something single woman.

I don't think my advertising is unprofessional in the least, but this card, out of many that I have, is ridiculous (i'll admit to that). For the record, I can do much much worse. :)

Trying something new, for the forum, we shall see what happens.


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12-21-2012, 12:54 PM

For a moment, I thought the postcard had a picture of Arnold on it!


I think you are going to be getting a lot of new customers and evening calls from the ladies ;)

12-21-2012, 04:43 PM


12-22-2012, 03:00 PM
You should post it on craigslist. Men seeking men.:D

12-22-2012, 05:54 PM
I dont know,,,,,,,,the thought that came to mind was 'so easy a monkey can do it!!!!!!!!

12-22-2012, 08:23 PM

^ I guess I am pretty similar.

12-23-2012, 11:19 AM
Everything looks great except the whole "Peace Sign" pose & your domain is missing. Other than that, AWESOME! Is this a door hanger?

12-23-2012, 01:35 PM
Everything looks great except the whole "Peace Sign" pose & your domain is missing. Other than that, AWESOME! Is this a door hanger?

With all kidding aside, here is the actual card I ordered:


I love you guys. lmao


For now it will be a business card (it's cheaper that way, and still looks good). I figure, spending hundreds of dollars on only a handful of door hangars, I just can't justify it knowing the response rate. I can get thousands for cards made for a few bucks.

12-24-2012, 10:22 AM
They look nice!

Will you mail them or go door to door? When are you planning on getting them out?

Sprinkler Buddy
12-29-2012, 09:13 AM
Looks great! You should have a few of the guns printed up to selectively pass out. lol

12-31-2012, 11:08 AM
Oh, I was just thinking, if they are business cards, will they be folded in the center? Or how will that work?