Photo Manipulation

[CHEESE2009]

For $10000, I will edit your photos to look fancy like the man you are.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/before.jpghttp://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/1.png

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/before-1.jpghttp://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/9.png

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/before-2.jpghttp://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/3.png

[stevef1201]

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[CHEESE2009]

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LOL I was just kidding!

If you've got some photos you want to look alien-like lmao you can send em to me by email and i'll touch them up for you, touch them real good. :cool: then send them back to ya.

What I tried to do was make the lawns stand out and look supernatural. I would lighten any curbs/roads/driveways so that the contrast of the lawn pops more, and then I would darken the lawn using only two colors, a higher hue, low saturation, etc. Other special photo molesting/manipulation techniques.

I would try to also increase the color of trees and other plants, and darken the browns so that each photo looks properly balanced.

:)

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/before-3.jpghttp://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/14.png

I can even make sh*t look boring!

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/SnapShot.jpg

[Steve]

That's nice!

But can you take a man that looks like this:

http://thumbs.ifood.tv/files/imagecache/600x500/unfancy_food_show-152537.jpg

And make him fancy looking like this!

http://johnnyrodgers.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/liberace/liberace3.jpg

[CHEESE2009]

... I wish I looked like that...

I'll be a wealthy prick and dress outrageous on a daily basis, one day!

[Steve]

It would be great for one day if you dressed up with rhine stones and all to see if those chatty customers still wanted to engage you in conversations :)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2kjisMm3M9Y/S00YxtgS2qI/AAAAAAAALW0/G1fN9Go2bjI/s400/lawn-mower-batman-humor-funny.jpg