CHEESE2009
03-24-2012, 05:02 PM
I went to go collect some money today from a winter client.
Client invited me into their home. I HATE THAT, then you know you're going to have to sit down and chit chat forever. lol.
Anyways,
Me: So you said you couldn't find our tax number on the invoice? Check the bottom left.
Client: Oh I see, right here. Good.
*20 mins of small talk later*
Client: Can you come by next week and do a cleanup for me?
Me: You already hired another company for spring and summer, didn't you?
Client: Yes.
Me: Aren't they doing your spring cleanup?
Client: Yes, they will do it. But can you come and do it next week?
Me: ... They are going to come after me to do the spring cleanup?
Client: Yes.
Me: So I'm going to do a spring cleanup, and they are going to do the spring cleanup right after me?
Client: Yes, because I don't know when they will start.
Me: We will both be likely to start our spring cleanups sometime in April.
Client: I would like for you to do it next week.
Me: You will have to wait until April, when I have my equipment ready.
Client: Ok.
Me: The other company isn't going to like this.
Client: No, they are going to do the spring cleanup after you.
Me: ... Ok.
Client: So come next week.
Me: April.
Client: Ok.
^ Welcome to my town.
Client invited me into their home. I HATE THAT, then you know you're going to have to sit down and chit chat forever. lol.
Anyways,
Me: So you said you couldn't find our tax number on the invoice? Check the bottom left.
Client: Oh I see, right here. Good.
*20 mins of small talk later*
Client: Can you come by next week and do a cleanup for me?
Me: You already hired another company for spring and summer, didn't you?
Client: Yes.
Me: Aren't they doing your spring cleanup?
Client: Yes, they will do it. But can you come and do it next week?
Me: ... They are going to come after me to do the spring cleanup?
Client: Yes.
Me: So I'm going to do a spring cleanup, and they are going to do the spring cleanup right after me?
Client: Yes, because I don't know when they will start.
Me: We will both be likely to start our spring cleanups sometime in April.
Client: I would like for you to do it next week.
Me: You will have to wait until April, when I have my equipment ready.
Client: Ok.
Me: The other company isn't going to like this.
Client: No, they are going to do the spring cleanup after you.
Me: ... Ok.
Client: So come next week.
Me: April.
Client: Ok.
^ Welcome to my town.