CHEESE2009
01-22-2012, 03:15 PM
The phone has always been a major annoyance to me, considering I am stuck with clients who treat me as if I were a care center for the lonely.
http://www.ourinteriordesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Bathtub-for-elderly.jpg
"scrub my arm pits good, and salt my walkway too"
My phone has been waking me up every day for the past week.
Why?
I am a subcontractor for another company, they give me a list of properties that need shoveling done, and my duties include nothing more than to shovel.
http://www.snowshovelhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/shoveling-snow.jpg
pictured above: the only thing I do during the winter
Apparently, one client had called the company I am subbing for to have some 'salting' work done for his walkway/driveway. This company made the decision to give the client my phone number, which would soon ruin my winter.
I accepted the clients request to salt his walkway, as I had thought it would be a one time thing, and the client had also caught me off guard. The day I arrived, I had to stand through what felt like eternity as the client would describe in great detail how he would like for the salt placed down, as if he were writing a sex novel. It didn't matter, because as soon as he went inside I did the ol' toss around the salt until things look right method. :D
ANYWAY, when I was finished salting like a champion, I ventured back towards home. The client had instantly called complaining that I didn't tell him that I was finished salting. I found this to be kind of obsessive, and creepy to some degree. I suppose he would have liked for me to read him a bed time story after changing his diaper.
http://eatmai.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/old-man.jpg
"are we going for ice cream now?"
The facts:
It took forever for me to actually get the work done, the client does not shut up.
I was told over the phone that he wanted his walkway salted, when I had arrived it soon became, "walkway & driveway".
Anyway, I have now once again refused to answer my phone, just like during the summer season. This old man can find someone else to sprinkle fairy dust on his property because I don't have the patience to be treated as some lonely guys wife.
I have already received a call with him saying, "the bucket I put the salt in on my walkway has frozen to the ground", this is probably the least interesting thing a person could hear. My response, "kick it".
What could be worse?
The company I am subbing for is continuously calling me, on behalf of this one client who I refuse to answer from. Making it difficult for me to answer my phone for them.
What am I gonna do?
I will most likely be writing an email to the company I am subbing for, explaining that I am not interested in salting.
http://www.iulianionescu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/angry-email.jpg
"I HATE YOUR FACES!"
http://www.ourinteriordesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Bathtub-for-elderly.jpg
"scrub my arm pits good, and salt my walkway too"
My phone has been waking me up every day for the past week.
Why?
I am a subcontractor for another company, they give me a list of properties that need shoveling done, and my duties include nothing more than to shovel.
http://www.snowshovelhq.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/shoveling-snow.jpg
pictured above: the only thing I do during the winter
Apparently, one client had called the company I am subbing for to have some 'salting' work done for his walkway/driveway. This company made the decision to give the client my phone number, which would soon ruin my winter.
I accepted the clients request to salt his walkway, as I had thought it would be a one time thing, and the client had also caught me off guard. The day I arrived, I had to stand through what felt like eternity as the client would describe in great detail how he would like for the salt placed down, as if he were writing a sex novel. It didn't matter, because as soon as he went inside I did the ol' toss around the salt until things look right method. :D
ANYWAY, when I was finished salting like a champion, I ventured back towards home. The client had instantly called complaining that I didn't tell him that I was finished salting. I found this to be kind of obsessive, and creepy to some degree. I suppose he would have liked for me to read him a bed time story after changing his diaper.
http://eatmai.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/old-man.jpg
"are we going for ice cream now?"
The facts:
It took forever for me to actually get the work done, the client does not shut up.
I was told over the phone that he wanted his walkway salted, when I had arrived it soon became, "walkway & driveway".
Anyway, I have now once again refused to answer my phone, just like during the summer season. This old man can find someone else to sprinkle fairy dust on his property because I don't have the patience to be treated as some lonely guys wife.
I have already received a call with him saying, "the bucket I put the salt in on my walkway has frozen to the ground", this is probably the least interesting thing a person could hear. My response, "kick it".
What could be worse?
The company I am subbing for is continuously calling me, on behalf of this one client who I refuse to answer from. Making it difficult for me to answer my phone for them.
What am I gonna do?
I will most likely be writing an email to the company I am subbing for, explaining that I am not interested in salting.
http://www.iulianionescu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/angry-email.jpg
"I HATE YOUR FACES!"