CHEESE2009
10-31-2011, 12:06 PM
You ever have those peaceful moments, just riding the tractor without a care in the world... All of a sudden you smell something burning, you say, "That's normal, debris is cooking on the muffler".
1 seconds later, "Where is that smoke coming from, and I can't believe how fast it warmed up this morning!"...
2 seconds later, "Why is my sweater on fire?!".
3 seconds later, "Why is my tractor on fire?!".
4 seconds later, "****..."
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First thing I did was try to stop the fire from reaching the gas tank using my shoes, with no luck I had to ring my customers doorbell twice, and bolt to the truck to get my coffee.
I came back to the tractor, sipped my coffee, splashed the tractor with it - not so much luck.
The entire time, I was eager to get home so I could take a piss - this was a golden (no pun intended) opportunity for me!
... I pissed the fire out.
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My client never answered the door, and I have reason to believe he's a sadistic a-hole who wants me dead.
I saw one of my clients nice neighbors;
Me: Sorry to bother you, my tractor was just on fire - I put it out so everything is ok! Can you do me a favor and just watch me as I start it back up, I'll let you know if everything will be ok. Otherwise... yeah... :o"
Lady: Oh.... Of course!:confused:
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Happy Halloween!
OH! The tractor works fine, the choke wire is a bit melted but she'll run! LOL
1 seconds later, "Where is that smoke coming from, and I can't believe how fast it warmed up this morning!"...
2 seconds later, "Why is my sweater on fire?!".
3 seconds later, "Why is my tractor on fire?!".
4 seconds later, "****..."
_____
First thing I did was try to stop the fire from reaching the gas tank using my shoes, with no luck I had to ring my customers doorbell twice, and bolt to the truck to get my coffee.
I came back to the tractor, sipped my coffee, splashed the tractor with it - not so much luck.
The entire time, I was eager to get home so I could take a piss - this was a golden (no pun intended) opportunity for me!
... I pissed the fire out.
_____
My client never answered the door, and I have reason to believe he's a sadistic a-hole who wants me dead.
I saw one of my clients nice neighbors;
Me: Sorry to bother you, my tractor was just on fire - I put it out so everything is ok! Can you do me a favor and just watch me as I start it back up, I'll let you know if everything will be ok. Otherwise... yeah... :o"
Lady: Oh.... Of course!:confused:
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Happy Halloween!
OH! The tractor works fine, the choke wire is a bit melted but she'll run! LOL