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Ducke
09-25-2011, 07:09 PM
I am looking to expand my knowledge and was wondering if anyone has taken or is familiar with and online or long distance education programs that are any good.
I have e-mail our local Agricultural Collage and am waiting for a reply but thought maybe I may get some ideas from the site as well.

picframer
09-25-2011, 07:46 PM
Related to lawn care or something else?

Paineless Creations
09-25-2011, 09:45 PM
I am looking to expand my knowledge and was wondering if anyone has taken or is familiar with and online or long distance education programs that are any good.
I have e-mail our local Agricultural Collage and am waiting for a reply but thought maybe I may get some ideas from the site as well.

Have you done the lawn business school here on gopher, its pretty good

Hedgemaster
09-25-2011, 10:12 PM
What are you interested in learning? I can help.


I have many topics to choose from:

Grass varieties - $24.95

How to Edge Like a Pro - $24.95

Those Motherf*#ing Solar Lights - and Other Common Obstacles - $24.95

Gatorade and You - $24.95

Mixing Gas and Oil - It's not as Hard as You Think - $24.95

Things to Do When it Rains - $24.95

Oh No, I have to Poop! - Impromptu Bathrooms in the Field - $24.95



I take cash, check, or major credit cards.
Canadian orders are subject to a $24.95 "damned foreigners" surcharge and an additional $24.95 will be added to the shipping total as "payback" for all those lousy, worthless Canadian nickels I get mixed in with my change!








Hehehe I had to do it. :D

Ducke
09-26-2011, 06:24 AM
What are you interested in learning? I can help.


I have many topics to choose from:

Grass varieties - $24.95

How to Edge Like a Pro - $24.95

Those Motherf*#ing Solar Lights - and Other Common Obstacles - $24.95

Gatorade and You - $24.95

Mixing Gas and Oil - It's not as Hard as You Think - $24.95

Things to Do When it Rains - $24.95

Oh No, I have to Poop! - Impromptu Bathrooms in the Field - $24.95



I take cash, check, or major credit cards.
Canadian orders are subject to a $24.95 "damned foreigners" surcharge and an additional $24.95 will be added to the shipping total as "payback" for all those lousy, worthless Canadian nickels I get mixed in with my change!








Hehehe I had to do it. :D

Now that was frigging funny. :D

Steve
09-26-2011, 05:07 PM
Does your local landscape association offer training seminars? What about your local garden center?

Paineless Creations
09-26-2011, 09:55 PM
Ok I will take,

Those Motherf*#ing Solar Lights - and Other Common Obstacles - $24.95

Oh No, I have to Poop! - Impromptu Bathrooms in the Field - $24.95

But I heard you had a special on

Don't F&*k with the tax man - Sales tax and hiring legal employees

My Employees a F*&@ing Idiot - also known as employee coaching

Let me know

Growing Green
09-27-2011, 10:05 AM
Hilarious!!!!

Matt

CHEESE2009
09-27-2011, 02:55 PM
Those Motherf*#ing Solar Lights part II:
99 Motherf*#ing Solar Lights and the science of frustration.

**INCLUDED** Free DVD explaining why solar lights have no mercy!


also,

Buy my new book;

Motherf*#ing Solar Lights and You!

bruces
09-27-2011, 05:45 PM
and if you call now,we'll double your order [just pay seperate shipping and handling]

Ducke
09-28-2011, 08:24 PM
Well this thread went to hell.

Growing Green
09-29-2011, 08:46 AM
Well this thread went to hell.

Ha! Yea, all Hedgemaster's fault! :)

Anyway, what are you wanting more knowledge in? Lawncare? Gardening? Then maybe we could make suggestions if you can be more specific.

Matt

Ducke
09-29-2011, 09:15 AM
Ha! Yea, all Hedgemaster's fault! :)

Anyway, what are you wanting more knowledge in? Lawncare? Gardening? Then maybe we could make suggestions if you can be more specific.

Matt

I am a learnaholic if there is such a thing.
I love to read and to learn
I guess I am looking to learn more about grass and weeds and there care and eradication. also Landscaping/Landscaping etc.
and I do have a little more then $24.95 in the budget :p