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CHEESE2009
03-18-2010, 12:32 AM
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This is our BIGGEST chance to pick up clients for our lawn maintenance service.

I am here to tell all of you to TAKE WHAT IS YOURS!

Never give up, you work 24/7.

Do NOT stop printing flyers, do NOT stop delivering them.

If you start, DO NOT STOP.

Everyone must hire you this season.

Put on your war faces, get out there and roar through the town. No mercy!

Blast your competition away if you must, your business is your kingdom!

Your business is your religion, & you MUST convert everyone into a client!

A home owner does NOT walk away saying no to your services. They say, "PUT ME ON THE DAMN LIST!"

Let us bring the heat into this season!

Let this be the season you shadow over your competition, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

EVERYONE GROWS STARTING TODAY!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qIxhONAMjiU/SjuoQFISS7I/AAAAAAAAAG0/M-XyHlcY8q8/s400/iron%2Bfist.JPG

WE WILL PREVAIL!

CHEESE2009
03-18-2010, 12:50 AM
If you don't do well this season,

I will not make a video of me chugging 4ltrs of Bleue Dry beer 8.1%alc & 1 cup of Jack Daniels.

You want to see that don't you?

Do amazing this season.

jklawncare
03-18-2010, 01:05 AM
Hahahaha

Nice Post Breeze
the music went with it perfectly too wich was quite odd..ahahaha

Got me pumped for the new season!

CHEESE2009
03-18-2010, 02:04 AM
Got me pumped for the new season!

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/mad_insane/dragonvsman.jpg

When you are face to face with an impossible scenario, fight it with everything you've got!

Steve
03-18-2010, 04:57 PM
Scott,

How come there is no video of you on here doing such a motivational speech? I'd love to see that!

Use one of your friends as a stand in for a customer and go knock on his door and then beat him until he signs up for your services LOL That would be AWESOME hahahahhaha

CHEESE2009
03-22-2010, 01:55 PM
Scott,

How come there is no video of you on here doing such a motivational speech? I'd love to see that!

Use one of your friends as a stand in for a customer and go knock on his door and then beat him until he signs up for your services LOL That would be AWESOME hahahahhaha

I should make a video of me kidnapping the competition. LMAO.

Customer, "We'll the guy I hired hasn't even showed up yet!"

Scott, "What a shame, tsk tsk. Well, you have me now" :D

I'll be a lawn service dictator. Hahahahaha!!! (B)!

Steve
03-22-2010, 04:44 PM
LOL I see a screenplay coming out of this hahahahha

CHEESE2009
03-22-2010, 09:08 PM
LOL!

I can see the trailer...

Starts off with ice melting off of a gutter... the news on a radio is explaining how spring is right around the corner... the screen fades to black.

Screaming.... lots of screaming..:eek:

a glimpse of company vehicles are blowing up. fade to black...

a glimpse of someone being burried alive under a customers garden.. fade to black...

a glimpse of someones intestines swirling around the end of a trimmer... fade to black...

*Coming soon to a theater near you*

That would be terrifying.

Rated holycrap. [HC]

"The lawn guy"

Steve
03-22-2010, 09:39 PM
a glimpse of someones intestines swirling around the end of a trimmer... fade to black...


HAHAHAHAHHAHA


HAHAHAHHAHAH

So creative!

http://cdn.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/blood-and-guts.jpg

jessechaveriat
03-22-2010, 09:48 PM
Way to pump it up Breeze!

CHEESE2009
03-23-2010, 06:46 PM
Scott,

How come there is no video of you on here doing such a motivational speech? I'd love to see that!



This is close enough, LOL (should be available soon)

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